you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
vine by: Garrison Sigmun
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS
Bikini Bottom just got real..
Feeling down? here have some bouncy goats
kids these days
you did not
Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men
"love what you’ve done with your hair" steve yells at bucky as he deflects a punch
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.