Words of the Lady Lorax

I am the LadyLorax and I speak for me.

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How I imagine it went down

C.S. Lewis:
I made you a character in my book!
J.R.R. Tolkien:
OMG me too!
Lewis:
You're the man who created the wardrobe that leads to Narnia!
Tolkien:
...
Lewis:
Who am I?
Tolkien:
A tree
Lewis:
............
Tolkien:
But, like, a cool tree

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think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

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